starllex:

let’s mock the absolute funniest posts attempt to promo themselves on my chat post shall we

kylobe:

sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it

sibyllic:

#we all pledge allegiance to Beyonce

(Source: darkness-end)

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

jaclcfrost:

“shouldn’t you be sleeping”

(Source: troll-rockeiro)

tavroctavio:

THE SADDEST DEATH IN A MOVIE I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED

(Source: japert)

basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

thethrillofit:

im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president 

youko-mj:

The best test ever.

2treehill:

lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

cumbercolllective:

I’ve saved tumblr for us, don’t worry guys. You can all go back to your regular blogging now.