uh excuse me this does not match up with my follower count
"i don’t support feminism because-"
lol nah we ain’t even gonna talk bye
He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself.
He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”
behold the happiest bear
when i call u a lil peach / dumpling / pizza slice i want u to imagine me as this baby goat, and someone is bringing me 2 hug u, and when baby goat me hugs u, all your troubles will go away. ok? ok
YEAH YEAH YEAH
when you realize they weren’t waving to u
where is the url for this petition
i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
u better bring some water with u to canada because u know what they say
please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus
daisy meeting her new sister for the first time…. I think she likes her
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”