Anonymous said: should've gone android...
literally apple could delete everything on my phone and imessage my parents my nudes and i’d still buy another one
When the teacher says you can pick your own group and you and your friends are like
Kids playing with a water hose during coast guard demonstration.
the longer I look at this the harder I laugh
I like how nobody really seems concerned
Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo
This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.
Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders
I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”
people who scream when they see their friends at school
If you just had a clear box, you’d know that Schrodinger’s cat is alive and very confused.
club penguin is 98% teenagers trying to be funny and 2% fifth graders whose parents won’t let them get facebook
viktor cedric potter….
you were named for ron’s man crush and mine, high five son, you’re gonna be hot.
this fucking cat looks like a video game glitch
how the fuck does that just “happen” to a pizza