Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test
imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”
plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom
I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe it me, it happens.
"How much money does college cost in America?"
me: BALL IS LIFE
me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
my friend started his oral presentation today by ripping up his notes and saying ‘i brought notes in today, but i’m not going to use them’ and everyone was so surprised
a few seconds later he pulled out different notes in his pocket and said ‘i’ll be using these instead’ and i lost my shit
when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understand
person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!
most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!
me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol
My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was