mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!
Hey y’all! If you don’t know there’s this really cool Bing Rewards thing that you can use to earn gift cards to Amazon, Gamestop, Starbucks, etc! All you have to do is search up some random stuff on Bing a couple times a day (ewwww I know, but it’s okay, you get free gift cards), earn points, and then redeem them! Yay yay
"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"
It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago
is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman
if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
i literally never get tired of this post
when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it
"he’s making that face again isn’t he"
the only people that like me live THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM ME wtf